Oreo is BACK!! YAY!!

Rejoice my dear ignorant humans,
For I, Oreo have returned!!!!

I know you all have been miserable without me however I assure you I am fine and ready to answer your questions to me!!

First question is from Annonymous~~
Oreo, do tell us how is it living with Little Sharkie? Is she a good owner? Do you think she loves you enough?

 Well personally I think Little Sharkie is an annoying little homo sapien who (Little Sharkie: Oreo, you know this my blog, I can see what your typing here)

Okay okay. Truthfully I think she's a very sweet person who gives my treats and rubs my belly when I'm bored. There you happy now?
(Little Sharkie: Awww!! That's so sweet of you to say! Are you going soft on me Oreo?)

NO I'm not so shut up!!

Anyways moving on.....

This one is from Tweet~~
Dear Evil Biscuit,
How's your world domination going? I had a question for you. If you were human, what kind of person would you want to be and what would you like to do? And oh, what kind of people would your friends be (feel free to mention the whole motley crew ;))
OK I know that's more than one question. Whoops.
Anyway, bye!
Tweet

First off thank you for asking Tweet! My world domination is slow as you can see, you don't see any cities built with dog biscuits yet so obviously its taking longer than I planned.

As for the second part, if I was human, then I would eat. Eat. Eat all the food I wanted. (But no vegetables, obviously) I would also drive. The last time I went in a car I insisted on driving. I barked at dad telling him that in dog years it was legal for me to drive, but he was like...."Sorry buddy you don't have proper thumbs to drive and I don't want to see you get hurt."  What kind of excuse is that??



Anyways, comment below and ask a more questions etc. etc. you get the idea by now.

Until later you stupid monkeys...

~Signing off Oreo. 

Comments

  1. Little Miss Imperfect2 June 2017 at 07:14

    Hello Oreo! Do you have any dog/human allies who will help you to dominate the world?? How do they help you?

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