Something to think about!
My friend and I were having an interesting conversation with our teacher about human society.
So if you don't want to read anything too deep or if you think this is boring you are welcome to ignore it.
So think of all our human customs. Why did we start saying hello? I mean did some random caveman just walk up to another caveman and be like "Hello!"
Or why did we start doing high-fives and applause when someone did something amazing? Like why do that? Animals don't do it. They simply just sit around and don't bother watching what the other animal is doing. (Unless they plan on eating it) My point being that we have strange customs compared to that of animals.
You know I can actually imagine how the whole thing would have played out....
Or you know something like that. Okay so that was a lame joke but still I think its funny to think about you know.
Moving on. This part is mostly to the girls out there.
What is the most painful and irritating process you have to go through with?
(Okay so there are a lot of processes that girls go through so that is not very specific)
I'm talking waxing off hair.
The good old wax, a process which I'm pretty sure the government uses to interrogate inmates for information.
There is a process of getting waxed and allow me to explain. To all girls who get waxed are about to go for their first wax this is for you.
Step 1: Realization.
You wake up one day and look down at your legs expecting smooth silky skin like in those Nivea cream commercials when instead it looks like someone switched them with big-foot's legs! Your face tends to look something like these.
Then at some point you realize you need to get waxed but you decide to wait for that special day when you need to wear something formal that will most likely show your legs. On that day your face is like this.
2) Preparing yourself
Now that you have no choice but to get waxed you mentally prepare yourself to have your skin ripped from your body.
So you start thinking of a good way to calm yourself like imagining how pretty and smooth your legs and arms will be once it's over but you just end up sulking in the end. At this point your probably like this.
3) Actually getting waxed
This stage is the worst in my opinion because now your skin is actually being ripped off your body. Now this is the part where your in the salon or wherever you go and get waxed and your lying on the bed wearing that weird outfit they give you to wear and the arrive with the boiling hot chocolate. Now you're thinking 'HOLY CRAP I'M GOING TO DIE!!!' Do not panic, you are going to get through it. So now their putting the waxing chocolate on you and they place the soft tissue on top of it and they rip it off your hair. Your face looks something like this.
But you don't scream because you don't want to be judged.
4) Relief
At this point you are DONE! And you feel so free and happy with your smooth skin and you feel so pretty and confident and you don't have to do it ever again and you feel so happy!
Until you have to go get waxed next month..... and then you feel like killing everyone around you at that moment.
So ladies I think we can relate to that lovely story.
Adios,
Sharkie Out!
So if you don't want to read anything too deep or if you think this is boring you are welcome to ignore it.
So think of all our human customs. Why did we start saying hello? I mean did some random caveman just walk up to another caveman and be like "Hello!"
Or why did we start doing high-fives and applause when someone did something amazing? Like why do that? Animals don't do it. They simply just sit around and don't bother watching what the other animal is doing. (Unless they plan on eating it) My point being that we have strange customs compared to that of animals.
You know I can actually imagine how the whole thing would have played out....
Caveman 1: Hi other caveman!Caveman 2: What did you say to me? Caveman 1: I'm just saying hi! Caveman 2: What’s that? Caveman 1: It's a greeting! Caveman 2: What's a greeting? Caveman 1: It is a way of introducing myself! Caveman 2: I'm really offended. Caveman 1: Why?Caveman 2: Because in my tribe we say hello as a way of telling someone that their stupid!Caveman 1: Oh. (Shifts feet uncomfortably)Caveman 2: I'm gonna hit on the head with my club now.
Or you know something like that. Okay so that was a lame joke but still I think its funny to think about you know.
Moving on. This part is mostly to the girls out there.
What is the most painful and irritating process you have to go through with?
(Okay so there are a lot of processes that girls go through so that is not very specific)
I'm talking waxing off hair.
The good old wax, a process which I'm pretty sure the government uses to interrogate inmates for information.
There is a process of getting waxed and allow me to explain. To all girls who get waxed are about to go for their first wax this is for you.
Step 1: Realization.
You wake up one day and look down at your legs expecting smooth silky skin like in those Nivea cream commercials when instead it looks like someone switched them with big-foot's legs! Your face tends to look something like these.
Then at some point you realize you need to get waxed but you decide to wait for that special day when you need to wear something formal that will most likely show your legs. On that day your face is like this.
Now that you have no choice but to get waxed you mentally prepare yourself to have your skin ripped from your body.
So you start thinking of a good way to calm yourself like imagining how pretty and smooth your legs and arms will be once it's over but you just end up sulking in the end. At this point your probably like this.
This stage is the worst in my opinion because now your skin is actually being ripped off your body. Now this is the part where your in the salon or wherever you go and get waxed and your lying on the bed wearing that weird outfit they give you to wear and the arrive with the boiling hot chocolate. Now you're thinking 'HOLY CRAP I'M GOING TO DIE!!!' Do not panic, you are going to get through it. So now their putting the waxing chocolate on you and they place the soft tissue on top of it and they rip it off your hair. Your face looks something like this.
4) Relief
At this point you are DONE! And you feel so free and happy with your smooth skin and you feel so pretty and confident and you don't have to do it ever again and you feel so happy!
Until you have to go get waxed next month..... and then you feel like killing everyone around you at that moment.
So ladies I think we can relate to that lovely story.
Adios,
Sharkie Out!
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