A new post already?

Yeah! Its here already. I think I'm obsessed, I'm gonna post very often cuz I think I'm loving this!!

This is gonna be random!!
So sometimes I'm gonna jump from one thing to another and keep explaining things that may or may not matter.
So my mom's birthday is soon. I don't know what to get her. If you have any ideas comment below and let me know.
Anyways, I've always wondered a lot of things. Like what is the meaning of life? Or where do we go after we die? What came first the chicken or the egg?
Actually I can answer the last one.
The answer is that neither came first. They are descendants of the Red Junglefowl.

Probably best I continue before I launch myself into a science lecture.
So this post is going to be about heart attacks, specifically to squirrels. Its a serious issue. So many squirrels die everyday because of the heart attacks they get from freaking out after an island almost runs over them.

I know what your think...."What the heck is she talking about?"

Allow me to explain.....Its story time with Sharkie kiddies!!

Once upon a time there was Shark at school. A harmless shark (Because they are not dangerous we provoke them to attack us) she was close friends with an island (that's my friend's nickname so we'll go with that)
Shark and Island were getting late because Shark's mom had offered to pick them up from school. At the last moment Island decided it would be a good idea to pick up some books. After he did the duo ran as fast as they could to the main gate but there was a problem. There were squirrels in their path. Most of the squirrels were able to get out of the way but one of them was so busy eating some food it didn't see the two of them running. So in a brave attempt to save the squirrel's life the island leaped over the squirrel. The squirrel full of fright had a heart attack on the spot. Meanwhile the Shark and island managed to reach the main gate on time. The squirrel went the squirrel hospital and they all lived happily ever after.
The End. 


So kids that's the story of how I became aware heart attacks among squirrels.
(BTW the squirrel in the story is about an actual squirrel and none of my friends are squirrels.)
So I employ you please, help all the squirrels who do not need to get almost run over by a person and get a heart attack. (But if don't miss and actually run them over then its okay cuz there's nothing you can do.)
Just Kidding! Hope y'all liked this entry!

Sharkie Out!


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