Oreo takes over!!! That's ruff!!

So I know its only been two days since my last post I guess after that little rant last time however I guess I owe you all a more fun post so..............................(This is a beeping noise)..................

Hello world! This is Oreo. I now you were expecting a post from Sharkie today however I believe its my turn to shine. So today your stuck with me! (Forgive me for any typos, I don't have thumbs so its hard to tyoe) Today Oreo is taking over!!

So here's a fun idea!! Everyone comment below and ask me a bunch of questions you would like me to answer about the dog world and I'll answer them in my next post!

Yesterday Sharkie gave me a bath and I hated it!! It was hell! The soap and water and in the tub is enough, then they were yanking at my hair with a comb, so today as revenge I opened her laptop and took over her blog, so now puny humans tremble before the might of Oreo a.k.a. THE EVIL LITTLE BISCUIT!!! MWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Now enough of that, time to show you the doggy world.

I don't understand why you humans need to be clean all the time. Look at me! I never clean up after myself. I poop and pee everywhere and no one can say anything about it. It's those little things that make life beautiful. Also why use a dining table?

You humans are barbarians, you use a table to eat your food from with (Gasp!) cutlery! It's not normal! You should be more civilized and eat off the floor the way I do!

What kind of sick barbarians are you people? Honestly!
I hope to change the world some day, and I will ensure that in the end you will understand my cause and message.

-Signing off, Oreo!

Comments

  1. Unknown25 April 2017 at 09:11

    Awwwww!! Oreo u sound adorable!! Would love to have some more posts from u!!��

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  2. Unknown26 April 2017 at 04:12

    Hey everyone this Oreo, I need some queries from you. Don't tell me you humans have better things to do okay!!

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  3. Little Miss Imperfect30 April 2017 at 23:45

    hey hey guys

    has anyone ever thought

    that if Oreo takes over this blog

    He wont be Oreo anymore

    he'll be Stan


    because




    He'll be DOG WITH A BLOG


    GET IT

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    1. Unknown1 May 2017 at 20:04

      Please Puny Humans! I am much more sophisticated than that dog!! That's the difference between you and me, I have class and you don't.

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  4. Anonymous5 May 2017 at 23:04

    Oreo, do tell us how is it living with Little Sharkie? Is she a good owner? Do you think she loves you enough?

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